Sad! Tesla stock continues death spiral as Chinese rival unveils 5-minute EV...
Chinese automaker BYD claims it has magically solved the biggest headache in electric vehicles. They say their new charger can juice up a car in five minutes, reports Investopedia. Meanwhile, Certified...
View ArticleTrump stops golfing to ridicule reporter asking about tariffs: "Your question...
Donald Trump ended his weekend of golfing, only to ridicule a reporter who dared to ask if there was an end to his tariff madness. As Trump stood inside Air Force One, glaring at the reporters before...
View ArticleTrump frantically backpedals with "pause" on idiotic tariffs
After three days of a disastrous stock market crash and this morning's public warning of a recession, Donald Trump frantically backpedaled, taking back his "reciprocal tariff" mistake. "I have...
View ArticleDemocrats demand insider trading probe
"THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!" screamed the president on Truth Social yesterday. Hours later — what a totally random coincidence! — he slashed tariffs to 10% for everyone except China. The market...
View ArticleScientists claim 99% stock prediction accuracy using astrology and AI
A new paper published in Procedia Computer Science makes an eyebrow-raising claim — researchers say they can predict whether stocks will go up or down tomorrow with 99% accuracy by looking at the...
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